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habt ihr schonmal um die uhrzeit jetzt nbc gesehen?
ist echt lustig (ok für alle streng gläubige wirds nicht so lustig sein).
die haben da grade eine lustige diskussion über geisterbeschwörung laufen.
also ich finds lustig. ich warte nurnoch auf den spendenaufruf  *lol*
 
ich finde die jungs lustig
man kann sehr gut über sie lachen *lol* *lol*
ok man sollte nicht glauben was sie sagen.
aber die haben ein gutes show programm drauf ;)
 
;Droll down the window of the limousine,i`ll pay 15 bucks if u perform for me!
i ain`t give u a penny more,i gotta buy another tv-station for the lord!(hellfudge)
can u imagine what its like to flash and pose,while a fat tv-preacher sits and "beats off" in front of u?
the one who is so obsessed with "anti-smut" crusades."O LORD someone let the air out of my tires...
oh, im stuck with my pants down "redhanded in sin",but with money like mine the LORD always forgives me!
und so weiter...lustig
if u think "KHOMENEI" is a step back in time,just wait `till i deceide what u read and who dies! ;D

 
mein favorit song zu dem Theme:

Jesus he knows [Genesis]

Do you see the face on the TV screen
coming at you every Sunday
see that face on the billboard
that man is me

On the cover of the magazine
there's no question why I'm smiling
you buy a piece of paradise
you buy a piece of me

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me

Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

I believe in the family
with my ever loving wife beside me
but she don't know about my girlfriend
or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna go to heaven
I'll se you right

You won't even have to leave your house
or get out of your chair
you don't even have to touch that dial
cos I'm everywhere

Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
you can find me in the phone book,
just call my toll free number
you can do it anyway you want
just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if wanna get closer to him
get on your knees and start paying

Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

 
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